What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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girls lacrosse

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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