what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Lil Wayne

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Hi

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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