Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Womens' Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Anti Joke

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