- Anti Joke

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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