- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

women's rights.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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