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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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