- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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