How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Women's rights

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

I never asked for this.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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