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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shut the cork up!

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Homosexuals are gay.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Charlotte Bobcats

A black guy gets a job...

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Andy Carrol

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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