- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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