- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

A white person at Harvard

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

roses are red, violets are blue.

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