A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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