- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

whats a dick a dick

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Your time.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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