what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Gays

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Ron Paul for President!

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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