Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I killed someone today. :D

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Obama

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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poop

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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