Your existance.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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toast points

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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