Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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