How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Get on your knees Ho

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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