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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Today is May 18 2016.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.