What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

God

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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