A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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