Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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