Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Toaster

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

No.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

No.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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