What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why did the book disappear?

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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