- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Women's rights.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??