Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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obama

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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