love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

I have aids

lol this is the best joke ever!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

I just found out i have cancer.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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