- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Where's my baby??

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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