- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

Yeah right loser!

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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