- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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