What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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