- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

An Asian walks out of the library.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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