- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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