What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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