What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

WNBA

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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