Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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