- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day i went to bed

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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