Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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