Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

say cheese

Whats white and sticky fluff

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

How much Is a free app on my market?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Bob dole

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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