What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

A women's opinion.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

A Jew! Bless you.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

My pet rock died.

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