Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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tims sty:)

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Cancer

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Anti Joke

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