Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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