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hi

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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tims sty:)

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Cancer

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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