What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Dance is a sport

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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