why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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more chocolate?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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hi will

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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