A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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