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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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