- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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