What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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