- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

This sentence is false.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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