how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Take off your shoes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

How old is your mom? Old.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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