- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

George Bush.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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