- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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