What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Women's sports.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

fruit salad?

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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