- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Michael Castillo is gay

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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