So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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A whale's vagina

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Paper shield.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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