What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Ebola

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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