There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Black People.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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