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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

A whale's vagina

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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