- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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