Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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