- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

This is a joke

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Justin's humor

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Anti Joke

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